The latest from Joe Mason....
I’m sure you’ve been reading the coverage in the Daily Camera about this but I thought I’d take a moment to write to say so long. Apparently the Evangelical Dudes have painstakingly calculated the exact number of days required from the precise date of The Flood, and based on the detailed description available in The Bible, unfortunately tomorrow is the day the World comes to an end. I didn’t do the math myself, but I was able to confirm this from the picture of the billboard on the Range Road announcing the event that they put in the Meaford paper today.
It’s been a good run, and I’m sorry to see it come to an end, but if that’s the way it has to be, it’s been a slice. Under the circumstances I sort of thought Audrey might skip work today but apparently she needs to get a whole bunch of other people’s tax returns done.
So if you’re trying to get a hold of me tomorrow I expect to be busy elsewhere battling the Anti-Christ back here on Earth after all the Fundies get swept up to Heaven. I’ll let you know how it goes. At least I know you’ll be here. From what I read, I understand the Catholics aren’t going either. Not allowed. Might want to find a big stick before tomorrow….
And Teddy. Just because the World is coming to an end tomorrow I don’t want to read any stories about you and your little buddies down at the U. today. Tell Eli to stay home too. Damn hippies. Happy 4/20.
See ya’
Joe Mason
